I wanna grow up to be Ruth Gordon
The world breaks everyone and afterward some are strong at the broken places.
'I always thought songs are movies for the ears and films are like songs for the eyes'
I fucked myself in the head with stupid men
If I said I want your body, would you hold it against me?
There's a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in
I have an intense love for all my fairy godmothers aka Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand and Dolly Parton. I'm pretty sure they live on my shoulder
I exist for film. I study it and if I could I'd have sexual intercourse with it
Wrestling is my religion of choice. and a beautiful one at that.
I wish William Regal was my dad and Bryan Danielson was my lover. Oh to have him covered in nutella.
Chris Jericho is not from Toronto, he's from Winnipeg idiot! Also, don't touch him. He will knock you out Junior. Oh and ASK HIM.
My cat is the closest thing I have to a husband. She's my hetro life partner. We are the interspecies version of Jay and Silent Bob. I'm Jay obviously
I'm gonna start a list of people who need to shampoo my crotch and add to it accordingly. SO I start with 99% of people at my university. 2. People who tell me wrestling isn't real when I say I like wrestling. 3. queuejumpers. 4. Haters of Barbra Streisand/Dolly Parton/Judy Garland. Those women are my bitches. 5.Glee. Everyone associated with it.6. Assmunchers who put their bags on seats on busy public transport. OH I'M SORRY IS YOUR BAG TIRED? 7. People who think because they scan in photos onto tumblr that that automatically makes them their property and they do stupid little watermarks. Makes me want to phone someone to get them sued.
I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.
a 80 year old drag queen trapped in a square nerdy 21 year old
I wish Elizabeth Taylor had been my friend
That boy is a monster, he ate my heart.
Crazy cat lady
I've decided to make a list of the lies films tell us
1.Boys do not stalk you for a date. They will give up after one try. 2. We don't walk up to strangers and ask them out on dates, It's not normal. 3. The weird, geeky chicks do not get laid. I should know. 4.Geeky does not equal wearing glasses. 5. Taking off said glasses and shaking out your ponytail does not turn you into a hot mess. 6. I don't talk like Hugh Grant and I don't know the Queen. 7. Love does not conquer all. 8. Life doesn't end after the happy ever after. Smelly socks and affair ensue. 9. Your first days at university will probably be awful. 10. Our favourite teacher will not adopt us, 11. It's okay if a man is a beast and locks up our dad in a dungeon as long as he gives us a library. 12. Women wake up in full makeup. 13. It's acceptable to start singing and dancing in every situation and expect everyone else to join in.
HENCE
Films have ruined me.
I want to be beautiful, I want to be loved
On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? YES. I Bet you say that to all the boys. (future wedding vows)
If I do ever marry I hope we are compatible in the fucked up stakes
When you feel sad, just listen to Tina Turner AND DO THE CRAB DANCE
I wish my mum had had sex with a ginger man and made me have ginger hair genes.
BRB I'm currently in a vogue battle throwing shade.
